"The Good Place" Mondays, Am I Right? (TV Episode 2020) Poster

Kristen Bell: Eleanor Shellstrop

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  • Eleanor Shellstrop : I can't risk it. What if we spend half of eternity together and then you find out something that does change the way you feel about me and then you resent me for wasting half your eternity? No, it's better we just rip the Band-Aid off, and you read about all the bad stuff now when we're hot and heavy.

    Chidi Anagonye : Okay. I'll read your file. Can I finish reading about Oskar Schindler first?

    Eleanor Shellstrop : THAT'S who I got to follow? The list guy? You and I are so screwed, dude.

  • Eleanor Shellstrop : I can't argue with you on that one, but I love you. There is no one else I want to be with, at least not forever. I mean, if Frida Kahlo wants to make out with me in Heaven, then you and I are gonna have a conversation, but if you read my file and you're good, then we're good, unless there's something in your file that would freak me out, like you kept out a library book past the due date.

    Chidi Anagonye : I moved, and it got buried in the bottom of a box. I put the library in my will to make up for it.

    Eleanor Shellstrop : No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Relax.

  • Eleanor Shellstrop : Well, the first bunch of Neighborhoods is up and running. What now?

    Tahani Al-Jamil : [Bright chime]  That's the sound when someone gets into the Good Place.

    Eleanor Shellstrop : Who was it? Prince? It's got to be Prince. Honestly, if it wasn't Prince, this whole thing is screwed up, and we got to start over.

  • Eleanor Shellstrop : [after Chidi read Eleanor's file]  Oh, no. I knew it. You hate me now. What did it? The time I was subpoenaed by the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

    Chidi Anagonye : No.

    Eleanor Shellstrop : Oh, I know what it was. In my defense, I didn't realize he was my boyfriend's twin until halfway into hooking up with him, and at that point, you know, it's a sunk cost.

  • Chidi Anagonye : I don't need to read your file. I know you, and I love you. And I can't wait to spend eternity with you. I mean, obviously, we have a lot of work to do here, and then we both have to pass the test, but eventually we're gonna be together forever...

    Eleanor Shellstrop : You have to read my file right now!

    Chidi Anagonye : What? I'm confused. Is this a game?

    [He leans in] 

    Chidi Anagonye : Is it a sex game somehow?

  • Eleanor Shellstrop : We're in love, and everything's great, and if we want to keep it that way, you have to promise to never, ever, ever read my file.

    Chidi Anagonye : Okay. If you don't want me to, then of course I won't, but nothing in there could ever change how I feel about you.

    Eleanor Shellstrop : Eh, you say that now, but you don't know what I did on Halloween 2013.

    Chidi Anagonye : What did you do on Halloween 2013?

    Eleanor Shellstrop : Oh, I don't remember, but it must've been bad, because the next morning, I woke up in a large Rubbermaid container in some family's basement, and I had barfed all over their old photo albums.

    [Chidi cringes] 

    Eleanor Shellstrop : Yeah, see, that's the look we're trying to avoid here, bud.

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