The Good Place (TV Series)
Mondays, Am I Right? (2020)
D'Arcy Carden: Janet
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Quotes
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Megan : Anything?
Steve : Nope. Nobody knows squat.
Megan : What the Here is going on? We haven't had any new humans to torture in, like, a week. I miss it.
Steve : I know. I got so desperate this morning, I tried flattening an eggplant. It's just not the same.
Bad Janet : Hey, skin tags. Special meeting.
Steve : About what?
Megan : I don't know. Probably your dad's stinky sack.
Steve : [They all laugh] I hope it's not more sexual harassment training. We just did that, and I'm already so good at it.
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[with Michael's support, Vicky has successfully implemented the new system into his afterlife project]
Janet : [to Michael] You got the rock up the hill. And it looks like it's gonna stay there. Now we just have to find your next rock.
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Tahani Al-Jamil : [to Michael] It's obvious what's going on here. You don't want your nemesis to be the one to solve your problem.
Janet : I know that feeling. Once, on Earth, I didn't know something, and I had to ask Alexa. I felt dirty.