Mass Effect (2007 Video Game)
Seth Green: Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau
Quotes
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Asari Councilor : Commander. Is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?
Commander Shepard : You know it.
[disconnects communication]
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : That never gets old, does it?
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Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : Thrusters, check. Navigation, check. Internal emissions sink engaged. All systems online. Drift... just over 1,500 K.
Nihlus Kryik : 1,500 is good. Your captain will be pleased.
[Leaves]
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : I hate that guy.
Kaiden Alenko : Nihlus gave you a compliment, so you hate him?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : You remember to zip up your jumpsuit on your way out of the bathroom? That's good! I just jumped us halfway across the galaxy and hit a target the size of a pinhead, so that's incredible! Besides, Spectres are trouble. I don't like having him on board. Call me paranoid.
Kaiden Alenko : You're paranoid.
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Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : [Shepard checks in with Joker on the Normandy after freeing the colonists on Feros from the Thorian's mind control] Ah, hey, Commander. Next time we touch down, let's try not to park the ship in a colony of mutant zombies. Just thinking out loud here.