Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)
Quinceanera (2008)
David DeLuise: Jerry Russo
Quotes
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Jerry Russo : You did all this for your mother, and look how happy you made her.
Alex Russo : I'm glad we did this too, dad.
Jerry Russo : You really are turning into a wonderful woman, just like her. I am so proud of you, honey.
Alex Russo : Even when I break the rules and use magic behind your back?
Jerry Russo : Even then. Oh, honey, are you crying?
Alex Russo : [nods] Yeah, but why aren't you? You've been crying for days.
Jerry Russo : Well, I think I'm all cried out.
Alex Russo : Really? What if I told you how much this quinceañera cost?
Jerry Russo : [starting to cry] Oh my gosh, here it comes again.
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[last lines]
Jerry Russo : Well, guys, you managed to refrain from using magic the whole time grandma's been here.
Alex Russo : You're welcome.
Max Russo : It wasn't easy.
Justin Russo : Took a lot of restraint.
Jerry Russo : Well, you should really pat yourselves on the back.
Magdalena : Well, I've never been in *this* room before.
Jerry Russo : Uh, ah...
Magdalena : Wow, is this room what I think it is?
Max Russo : What room do *you* think it is?
Magdalena : Hmmm.
[grabs Max]
Magdalena : The wrestling room.
[laughs]
Max Russo : Two out of three!
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[first lines]
Jerry Russo : Okay. Before I start class, I want to remind you all that your grandmother is coming for a visit. And since she's your mother's mother and not my mother she doesn't know anything about all of this.
Max Russo : You mean how you won't turn on the AC in here?
Jerry Russo : No, I'm talking about magic. And when grandma's here no-one uses magic or talks about magic.