Psych (TV Series)

Zero to Murder in Sixty Seconds (2007)

Malcolm Barrett: Wally

Quotes 

• Wally : I can't believe Johnny G went out like that.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : The police suspect foul play, but so far they have no leads.

  Wally : All while I was on lock down? I guess I ended up with a better sentence than Johnny G did.

  [points to his head] 

  Wally : Irony.

  Shawn Spencer : We still have a few questions. What do you know about a shipment of custom cars on its way to Arizona?

  Wally : We were partners, but Johnny G was involved in a lot of stuff I didn't know about. If I asked questions, he's be like, "None of your..." I'd be like, "Okay." Relegated.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : So you're saying you weren't involved with the custom car shop at all?

  Wally : I'm saying I was just the front man for the chop shop. And now I'm doing my time, but when I get out, crime's gonna be like, "Come out and play, Wally. Come on." I'll be like, "No. Wally doesn't live here anymore!" Re-assimilated.

• Shawn Spencer : There's still quite a few unanswered questions.

  Wally : What can I say? You guys got me fair and square.

  Shawn Spencer : That's just it. What kinds of a chop shop artist steals a cop's car and doesn't chop it up? It's almost like you wanted to leave a trail.

  Wally : Leave a trail, don't leave a trail, it wouldn't do any good. You guys caught me quick! Snap! Mind of a cheetah! I was like, "What?" Cops were like, "Wham! Miranda!"

  Shawn Spencer : [beat]  Yeah, were there's still some questions. For instance, why haven't you posted bail, Wally?

  Wally : Oh, it's all good. You know, I'm gonna just do my time with good behavior and go on with my life. Til then I'm like, "My bad." And the courts like, "Get in that call." Justice.

  Shawn Spencer : Ok, let's try this again.