SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

New Digs/Krabs á la Mode (2007)

Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs, Hockey Player #2

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Quotes 

• Squidward Tentacles : It's entirely too cold in here! You have to turn up the thermostat!

  Mr. Krabs : [Points to thermostat, which has a sticker reading 62 over the display]  The thermostat stays at 62 degrees.

  Squidward Tentacles : There are icicles on the ceiling!

  Mr. Krabs : I don't care if Santy Claus and Jack Frost are having ice cream cones. Don't... Touch... The thermostat!

• Mr. Krabs : You can't hang your delicates in front of my customers' faces.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : The customers don't seem to mind.

  [a customer wipes his mouth with one of SpongeBob's undies] 

  Mr. Krabs : Ugh, I have disgusting clientele.

• Mr. Krabs : Who put this sweet-smelling soap in all the restrooms?

  Squidward Tentacles : The same person who knitted these napkin holders and embroidered the menus.

• Mr. Krabs : There are two ways of getting on my bad side, boys: I don't like kids playing in my yard, and nobody but me touches me thermostat.

  Squidward Tentacles : That is so selfish!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah. Your yard is really fun. There are kids playing on it right now.

  Mr. Krabs : What? Hey, you kids! Get off my yard!

• Squidward Tentacles : If SpongeBob is living here, that means he's not living... next to me!

  [Lies down on ground making snow angels] 

  Mr. Krabs : [Watching Squidward on the floor]  Must be a full moon.

• Squidward Tentacles : I'm gonna die of hypothermia.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Hippo-whatia? What's that mean?

  Mr. Krabs : Means he's a big, fat, cry baby.

• Mr. Krabs : You lose again, Plankton.

  Plankton : I'm not giving up yet, Krabs. I've still got my secret weapon. The thermostat!

  Mr. Krabs : [gasps]  The thermostat!

  Plankton : That's right, Krabs. It was I who froze the Krusty Krab.

  [removes the sticker reading 62 from the thermostat display, revealing it to really be -15 degrees] 

  Plankton : See?

  Mr. Krabs : [gasps]  You've gone too far, Plankton! You can pound me employees, try to destroy me restaurant, but nobody messes with me thermostat!

• Squidward Tentacles : How cold does Krabs keep this place, anyway?

  [sees thermostat] 

  Squidward Tentacles : 62 degrees? Oh, that cheapskate! I'm going to set it to a toasty 63.

  [sets it to 63; an alarm goes off] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Huh?

  Mr. Krabs : [furiously bursts out of his office]  Who touched me thermostat?

  [everyone points at Squidward] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Oh, thanks a --

  [Mr. Krabs pulls him away] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You're welcome, Squidward.

  Mr. Krabs : Mr. Squidward, you're always going on about your book club. Read this.

  Squidward Tentacles : [reading disclaimer]  Do not touch thermostat ever.

  Mr. Krabs : [Sets it back to 62]  Heat costs money! There are two ways to get on my bad side, boys. I don't like kids playing in me yard, and nobody but me touches me thermostat!

  Squidward Tentacles : That's totally selfish!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah! Your yard is really fun! There are kids playing on it right now!

  Mr. Krabs : What?

  [sees just that] 

  Mr. Krabs : Hey, you kids get off of my lawn!