- Mick St. John: Mick: Some people have guardian angels watching out for them, I guess you have a guardian vampire.
- Mick St. John: I would recommend not going into the office.
- Beth Turner: Okay...
- Mick St. John: Or upstairs... or through the grey door.
- Beth Turner: Wow! This all sounds so Alice in Wonderland.
- Mick St. John: Beware of the bottles that say "drink me"
- Beth Turner: This is really nice of you.
- Mick St. John: Well, mi casa es su casa.
- Mick St. John: That's Spanish, by the way, for keep her out of my stuff.
- Mick St. John: Donovan Shepherd was big for a while. He had the grunge charm of Kurt Cobain and the media savvy of Donald Trump. A lot of people thought he was the voice of a generation. It's too bad he went Manson in the end. Irony is even after being executed for murdering six people, he's more popular than ever.
- Father Garza: If this is about Donovan Shepherd, I didn't know what he was going to do.
- Mick St. John: When you turn a serial killer, it's not too hard to guess.