Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

Run (1995)

Bobcat Goldthwait: Mr. Floppy

Quotes 

• Mr. Floppy : [on the subject of new identities in Mexico]  You wanna be appealing to men and attractive to women.

  Jack Malloy : Uh-huh. Like Madonna.

  Mr. Floppy : No, appealing to men.

  Jack Malloy : I don't wanna be appealing to men.

  Mr. Floppy : Then stop singing YMCA in the shower.

  Jack Malloy : Look, you just watch out for yourself. We're heading for Mexico, and you can very easily find yourself swinging from a tree, stuffed with candy.

• Mr. Floppy : [last lines, reading fan mail]  Dear Unhappily Ever After, I think your show is nothing but a cheap rip-off of Married With Children, Fred M., Chicago, Illinois. Fred, that's ridiculous. Does that show have a bunny that talks like me? Plus, we have three children. Three! Two boys and a girl! You, sir, are an... idiot! Send your emo letters to Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. Don't pick on the little guy! We love you!

  [adding as an afterthought:] 

  Mr. Floppy : And be kind to the frog. He hasn't worked in forty years.