Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy

Quotes 

• Jack Malloy : [singing to Mr. Floppy as they settle in for the night down in the basement, to the tune of the well-known nursery song]  Hush little bunny, don't say a word, Daddy's gonna buy you a coo-coo bird. And if tomorrow you still exist, Daddy's gonna see a psychiatrist. And if that shrink can't get the job done, Daddy's gonna end up in a tower with a gun.

• Mr. Floppy : [watching sexy ad on TV]  Oh mama! What do you do?

  [to Jack] 

  Mr. Floppy : I likes when they show a little belly. Great ad! What are they selling?

  Jack Malloy : Jeans! Look, you can see a little bit of it here in the corner.

  Mr. Floppy : I like a little bit of it in the corner.

  [both laugh] 

  Mr. Floppy : Hey, wait a second, I'm mad at you! You're with her! You gave her your passion and you come down here to eat your greasy chips, and you talk about your stinking emotions, and go to sleep. I'm more than just a rest-stop cutie. I want a commitment. So say it, Jack!

  Jack Malloy : Oh no...!

  Mr. Floppy : [insists]  Say it!

  Jack Malloy : No, I can't say it.

  Mr. Floppy : [lowers voice]  I need you to, Jack. Say it...

  Jack Malloy : Come on, you know I can't... Hell, all right, I love you.

  Mr. Floppy : Yaaagh! I meant, say you're sorry for not spending enough time with me!

  Jack Malloy : Oh.

  Mr. Floppy : Sometimes you're a real sicko!

  Jack Malloy : Let's just keep it our little secret, shall we?

  [both laugh] 

  Mr. Floppy : Sometimes I worry about you, Jack. I thought you were gonna break into The Way We Were.

  Jack Malloy : Ugh! I hate Streisand.

  Mr. Floppy : She personally ruined Prince Of Tides for me.

  [to Barbara:] 

  Mr. Floppy : Fix your nose and butt out of politics, baby!

• Jack Malloy : [to passion killer Jennie]  Hey, if I wanted to talk, I'd have married a bartender!