Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

The Supernatural (2008)

David DeLuise: Jerry Russo

Quotes 

• Justin Russo : I never liked baseball, anyway.

  Jerry Russo : Then why did you try out for the team?

  Justin Russo : To impress Kari Langsdorf.

  Jerry Russo : Oh. I get it. You know, when I was your age, I tried using magic to impress a girl. Turned into a total disaster.

  Justin Russo : What happened?

  Jerry Russo : I married her.

  [laughs] 

  Jerry Russo : I'm just kidding.

  [becomes serious] 

  Jerry Russo : Seriously, I'm just kidding. Don't even say I said that, even as a joke.

• Jerry Russo : I know what you did, Alex. You broke the rules and used magic because you wanted Riley to ask you out

  Alex Russo : I did no such thing! And it totally worked.