- Dawn Lodge: Time for the celluloid, Taylor.
- Taylor the Butler: Ma'm, I'm a butler, not an entertainer.
- Kim: [about Kim's cooking] They're me Valentine Eggs...
- Ethel Davis: That's what I always liked about you, Kim You wear your heart on your sleeves.
- Kim: Oh, you noticed?
- Ethel Davis: Well, it was dificult to miss, you got eggs all over your sleeve.
- Ethel Davis: Is that you, Matthew Kelly?
- Matthew Kelly: Yeah.
- Ethel Davis: What are you doing?
- Matthew Kelly: I'm blending into the background.
- Ethel Davis: [presenting the re-decorated lounge] What do you think of it, then?
- Matthew Kelly: Oh, Ethel, you've had it done up lovely, where's Anne Diamond?
- Ethel Davis: [Ethel is painting a portrait] Do you think Harry will mind having his face battleship grey? I've run out of everything else.
- Dawn Lodge: He's got that kind of tinge anyway.
- Kim: Dirk's given me the Big E.
- Harry Stern: That's terrible! He's me boss, is that gonna affect my job?
- Matthew Kelly: [using tin can walky talkies] I've got one for you, over?
- Kim: I bet you have, Matthew, over!
- Matthew Kelly: No, no, its not that. Natural thinking. What would you - how do you sit down in a swamp, without getting your bum wet, over?
- Kim: Oh, I'd cover it in banana skins, over.
- Matthew Kelly: No, no ,no you can't use the collender, over.
- Kim: Well, that's just stupid, over!