How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Wait for It (2007)
Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin
Quotes
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Ted Mosby : [Ted is unaware that he has a butterfly tattoo on his lower back] As you can see, I do just fine on my own. I don't need a baby-sitter.
Barney Stinson : See. All this time, I thought you need a wingman to fly, but the truth is you... you've got your own wings now.
Ted Mosby : Hmm.
Barney Stinson : Since you and Robin split, you've been gestating. Growing in your cocoon. And last night... you burst out of that cocoon... , like a majestic, uh... gosh, what is it that comes out of a cocoon? I was always bad at science.
Lily Aldrin : [to Marshall] He's gonna say it.
Ted Mosby : A butterfly?
[Everyone laughs]
Ted Mosby : What?
Barney Stinson : Nothing, buddy.
[Barney hits Ted's tattoo]
Ted Mosby : Ow! Why did that hurt so...? Oh my God!
[Looks in mirror]
Ted Mosby : I have a tattoo!
Barney Stinson : Oh, that's not a tattoo. That, dear boy, is a tramp stamp.
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Lily Aldrin : [about Robin and Gael] I mean, she isn't serious about him. The girl never marries the hot guy.
Marshall Eriksen : Well, you did.
Lily Aldrin : [pause] I'm one of the lucky few.
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Barney Stinson : Not possible. You cannot have sex on a windsurfing board.
Lily Aldrin : How do you know?
Barney Stinson : Glad you asked Lily. I have crafted a list of every vehicle land-based, aquatic and airborne in which/on which it's possible to have sex. And of those 33 vehicles, I have had sex in/on 31. Windsurfing board, not on the list, not possible. Oh, P.S., in order to hit 33, all I need is bobsled and the Apollo 11 space capsule.
Lily Aldrin : To get that last one, you'd have to break into the Smithsonian.
Barney Stinson : This conversation never happened.