Blended (2014)

Drew Barrymore: Lauren

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• Lauren : You know, I'm curious. With so many possible reasons, which one's the one your wife left you for?

  Jim : Cancer.

  Lauren : [awkward pause]  I'm sorry. I naturally just assumed you were divorced.

  Jim : It's okay. I naturally assumed your husband shot himself, so we're even.

• Jim : You know what, Hooters is to good for you. I'll never bring you there again

  Lauren : Oh well then I guess I'll have to get through life without Hooters

  Jim : You've been doing a pretty damn good job so far

  Lauren : [looks at her breasts]  That doesn't make any sense

  Jim : [points at Lauren's breasts]  No they... I didn't realize they were that big

• Baseball Dad : [after Lauren's son strikes out for the third time at the ball game]  Maybe you should try badminton.

  Lauren : Maybe you should try mouthwash!

  Jen : And deodorant!

  Lauren : And some testosterone supplement!

  Jen : And some Cialis... I'm just assuming!

  Baseball Dad : And shave your neck! It's very hairy.

• Lauren : Did you just use use the L word with Dick?

  Jen : We said it last night.

  Lauren : Jen! That's great Why didn't you tell me?

  Jen : Well, you finally had a date and it was so awful. I didn't want to make you feel lonelier than you probably already feel.

  Lauren : I'm fine actually and I'm not lonely. I have two wonderful men in my life: Brendan and Tyler.

  Jen : Brendan needs a girlfriend and Tyler needs Ritalin.