George Lopez (TV Series)
You Dropped a Mom on Me (2005)
George Lopez: George Lopez
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Quotes
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George Lopez : What do you think you're doing?
Benny : I was drying my hair in my living room and now I'm stirring my beans in my kitchen.
[stirs a pot on her car hood]
George Lopez : Mom, you can't live in your car.
Benny : Well, you kicked me out.
George Lopez : I gave you a check for an apartment or did you gamble that away, too?
Benny : No, I did not. I cashed it and locked it in my glove compartment. Now if you will excuse me, please, I'm going to start my house so I can dry my underwear on the engine block.
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Angie Lopez : Wake your mom up! Her car is on fire!
George Lopez : What?
Angie Lopez : Her car's outside, AND IT'S ON FIRE!
George Lopez : God!
Angie Lopez : Where is she? In the living room?
George Lopez : [gets fire extinguisher] No, she's living in her car.
Angie Lopez : What?
George Lopez : I kicked her out because she was gambling. That's what Mexican families do.
Angie Lopez : George!
George Lopez : Don't yell at me, Angie! I gotta put out my mother!
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Benny : Hey check it out, Angie's nightshirt just fits me.
Ernie : [reads front] You want fries...
[reads back when she turns around]
Ernie : With this shake?
George Lopez : Ugh, that's not a shake, that's an Unhappy Meal.
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[Ernie comes in carrying a can with Benny's picture on it]
George Lopez : What's with the can?
Ernie : Oh, I hit the neighborhood to try and raise money for your mom. I told everyone how she'd lost her savings when her house burned down and that any amount of money will help, no matter how small.
Angie Lopez : Ernie, this can's empty.
Ernie : Yeah, I know. She's not well-liked. Oh, uh, there were some notes, though. Check it out.
[pulls out the notes]
Ernie : [reads] "You deserve it." "You had it coming." "What the hell does God have to do to finish you off?" Oh. "I hope you build a new house..."
Angie Lopez : Well, that's not bad.
Ernie : [continues] "But this time the windows are painted shut so you're trapped inside and you burn alive like the wicked witch you are."
George Lopez : Who signed that? I want to send him a Christmas card.
Ernie : Actually, a whole lot of people signed it. It's more like a petition.