George Lopez (TV Series)

You Dropped a Mom on Me (2005)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• George Lopez : What do you think you're doing?

  Benny : I was drying my hair in my living room and now I'm stirring my beans in my kitchen.

  [stirs a pot on her car hood] 

  George Lopez : Mom, you can't live in your car.

  Benny : Well, you kicked me out.

  George Lopez : I gave you a check for an apartment or did you gamble that away, too?

  Benny : No, I did not. I cashed it and locked it in my glove compartment. Now if you will excuse me, please, I'm going to start my house so I can dry my underwear on the engine block.

• Benny : Hey check it out, Angie's nightshirt just fits me.

  Ernie : [reads front]  You want fries...

  [reads back when she turns around] 

  Ernie : With this shake?

  George Lopez : Ugh, that's not a shake, that's an Unhappy Meal.

• Angie Lopez : Hey Benny, I'm going shopping, you need anything to get you started?

  Benny : Everything, toothpaste, deodorant, underwear, whiskey... actually you know what, with enough whiskey, I wouldn't even care about the underwear.