- [first lines]
- Jerry Russo: Okay, everybody, gather round. Time for the semi-annual new sandwich idea meeting. Okay, Max. Go!
- Max Russo: The crust-lover's special. It's a sandwich made out of only bread crusts.
- Jerry Russo: Well, what do you do with the middles?
- Max Russo: It'd be nice if you pitched ideas rather than problems, once in a while.
- Justin Russo: Somebody fixed these dice.
- Alex Russo: Why are you looking at me? Yeah, you should look at me.
- Alex Russo: [showing Harper the fashion magazine office] So. This is where it all happens. Over there is photography, where they show beautiful girls so other girls feel inferior.
- Harper Finkle: Ooo.
- Alex Russo: Over there's editorial, where they write articles that make girls feel inferior.
- Harper Finkle: [laughs excitedly] What's over there?
- Alex Russo: Oh, that's the kitchen, where people are too self-conscious to eat.
- [last lines]
- Millie: Okay, we'll be home by ten.
- Justin Russo: We'll be here.
- Benji: Hey, did you bring your action figures?
- Justin Russo: No.
- Benji: That's okay. I got lots.
- Justin Russo: Do you have Aqua Avenger?
- Benji: Yeah!
- Justin Russo: Okay. I'll be him.
- Benji: Yes!