- Sheldon Cooper: Good news. I found a way to take a break from science.
- Mary Cooper: That's great. What is it?
- Sheldon Cooper: A fantasy book series called 'The Lord of the Rings'.
- Mary Cooper: It's got 'the Lord' in it. That's something.
- Sheldon Cooper: [In dream as Gollum] We're never going to to figures it out.
- Sheldon Cooper: [as Sméagol] We can, we're smarts. We're so smarts. Our brains is precious.
- Sheldon Cooper: [as Gollum] If our brains is precious, we're wasting it on hobbitses. We like sciences.
- Sheldon Cooper: [as Sméagol] We took a break from sciences. It was making us crazy!
- Sheldon Cooper: [as Gollum] And look at us now. Look what those nasty hobbitses have done to us.
- Sheldon Cooper: [as Sméagol] No, it was physicses. Physicses is did this to us!
- Sheldon Cooper: [as Gollum] Hobbitses!
- Sheldon Cooper: [as Sméagol] Physicses!
- Sheldon Cooper: [as Gollum] Hobbitses!