"Wizards of Waverly Place" Alex's Spring Fling (TV Episode 2008) - Selena Gomez as Alex Russo

[first lines]

Justin Russo : [on phone] Eh, Mom. OK, so you and dad crossed over into New Jersey, right? Then it's official; I'm in charge.

Justin Russo : Because, what if there was a tidal wave or something?

Justin Russo : I know, I know, I know. But if there was, then would I be in charge? Yes!

[he hangs up]

Justin Russo : Alright, I'm in charge!

Alex Russo : [Alex hits him with a water balloon] Oh, look, a tidal wave. Now you're in charge.

Justin Russo : Not funny, Alex; this is my new sweater.

Alex Russo : Justin, when you wear it every day for a week, it's not new; it just needs a wash.

Max Russo : [Max hits him with a water balloon] OK. I washed it. You're welcome.
Alex Russo : I'm not constantly jealous. I just really like you.

Riley : Well, you have a funny way of showing it.

Alex Russo : No, I don't; I'm constantly jealous; that's how I show it.
Justin Russo : You didn't respect me being in charge.

Alex Russo : Why is that so important to you? What about living, having fun, doing stuff you tell stories about? Like this, this is going to be a great story to tell.

Justin Russo : The only people you could tell this story to would ground you.

Alex Russo : If you'd calm down every once in a while, I would tell you stories. Like... I bet you've always wondered what happened to your light-saber and cape.

[Alex walks away quickly]

Justin Russo : Alex, how am I supposed to be calm when you tell me stuff like that!

Selena Gomez: Alex Russo