- [first lines]
- [Burly Guy drops a wrapper on the sidewalk]
- Alex Russo: Yo, happy-go-trashy, come back here! Don't you see me sweeping? What would your mother say if she saw you do that, huh?
- Burly Customer: Mama would be mad.
- Alex Russo: That's right, mama would be mad; so am I. Now pick that up. And that cup, too.
- [he picks them up]
- Alex Russo: Okay, thank you for eating at Waverley Sub Station; come again.
- [last lines]
- Jerry Russo: Now, what you are about to see I normally don't condone, but it's a heck of a lot of fun.
- Theresa Russo: Okay, kids, watch this.
- [she walks into the door]
- Theresa Russo: Ow!
- Max Russo: I guess we found out how long the spell lasts.
- Theresa Russo: I hate living with wizards.