Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)

Joan Cusack: Jane Bloomwood

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Quotes 

• Jane Bloomwood : Cake?

  Alette Naylor : [hesitant]  Yes.

  Alette Naylor : Oh no no no no, sorry, tiny, tiny, tiny. TINY! TINY!

  [cuts a sliver of crumbs] 

  Alette Naylor : Thank you.

• Alette Naylor : You will make your column personal.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : Mm-hmm.

  Alette Naylor : [takes one shoe from a shoe box found next to her, on the table she's sitting at]  You will take a piece from your own wardrobe, like this for example. This is very pretty.

  Graham Bloomwood : They're swell.

  Alette Naylor : This season, I believe.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : Um, well, they are Louboutins, so, I mean, well, they're not affordable fashion.

  Alette Naylor : Fear not, Chez Alette, we print the prices very small. Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! And after all, what are credit cards for, huh? You must know that.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : Yeah, wow. Yeah, no, I, um... I know all about credit cards. And final notices, and debt collectors. Um, they should print that in the fashion magazines. Right?

  Jane Bloomwood : Mm-hmm.

  Alette Naylor : Ahh... Rebecca, you have a moral conscience. But if you want to work for my magazine...

  Rebecca Bloomwood : No, no, I really... I wanna work at Alette.

  Graham Bloomwood : What's the matter, baby?

  Rebecca Bloomwood : I just, I have that really annoying feeling in the pit of my stomach. You know that, that feeling when...?

  Jane Bloomwood : Yes, yes, yes. I get it... I get it in the back of my head.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : Yeah, when... You know what I mean?

  Jane Bloomwood : You wanna do something, but you sort of feel like you shouldn't?

  Rebecca Bloomwood : That's it!

  Graham Bloomwood : I get heartburn.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : I just... I have made so many mistakes, and I feel like taking this job would be another one.

  Alette Naylor : Before you make your decision, you should know this. When I leave this house, the opportunity leave with me.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : Well, then you should both go.

  Alette Naylor : C'est la vie.

• Rebecca Bloomwood : [to her potential employer]  I can do affordable fashion. I mean, I know where all the sales are.

  Jane Bloomwood : Yes, she does. Oh, in fact she got that from me.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : [laughing hysterically]  No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.

• Alette Naylor : Your column will be 'Affordable Fashion.' 500 words, once a month... Welcome to Alette.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : I can do affordable fashion! I mean, I know where all the sales are!

  Jane Bloomwood : [interrupting]  Yes she does, oh! In fact, she got that from me!

  Rebecca Bloomwood : [laughing]  I didn't, I didn't! No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't...