Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)

Ed Helms: Garret E. Barton

Quotes 

• Suze : Bex, I just found the perfect book for you.

  Garret E. Barton : Control Your Urge to Shop, with Garrett E. Barton. That's me. Do you find yourself constantly drawn toward stores?

  Suze : Yes.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : Nope.

  Garret E. Barton : Does your heart quicken when you see new merchandise in neatly stacked piles?

  Suze : Yes!

  Rebecca Bloomwood : no.

  Suze : this guy's good!

  Garret E. Barton : Did you answer "no" to these questions and are consequently in denial?

  Suze : yes.

  Rebecca Bloomwood : NO.

  Garret E. Barton : Did you just say "no" again?

  Rebecca Bloomwood : no...

  Rebecca Bloomwood : yes...