- Ben Tennyson: The only thing worse than going *to* a stupid old boring wedding is being *in* a stupid old boring wedding. Why can't they find someone else to be the ring bearer?
- Cannonbolt: [emerges from the lake to find Joel's parents aiming weapons at him] Boy, the lifeguards around here are REALLY strict.
- Joel: Put those things away! This is a wedding, not a shooting range.
- Joel's Father: But that thing is still out there.
- Joel: It doesn't matter. We want you to promise: no more weapons for the rest of the weekend.
- Grandpa Max: I guess I forgot to mention that the groom's parents were Plumbers and the bride and her family are aliens, huh?
- Gwen Tennyson: You trust me to help kick alien butt. Why won't you trust me to teach you how to dance?
- Ben Tennyson: 'Cause you're probably just gonna trick me into looking like some dancing doofus.
- Gwen Tennyson: You don't need MY help to dance like a doofus, so get over yourself, and give me your hands.
- Joel's Mother: What do we do? We're defenseless?
- Grandpa Max: Not quite. You promised to leave the Plumber gear at home. I didn't.
- [hands them weapons]
- Joel's Father: Ha! Just like the old days.
- Joel's Father: We're sorry that we've been so tough on you, Camille.
- Joel's Mother: Can you ever forgive us?
- Camille: Of course. That's what family is for.
- Camille's Mother: [as she's fighting Heatblast] Irritating pest! Must be from the groom's side of the family.
- Joel's Father: Maybe you can talk some sense into these kids.
- Grandpa Max: Well, what's going on?
- Joel's Father: Ah, they don't know what they're doing. This whole wedding is a terrible mistake.
- Grandpa Max: The whole wedding's a terrible mistake?
- Joel's Father: [to Joel] See? Listen to your Uncle Max.
- Joel's Father: [upon seeing Cannonbolt] An Arburian Pelarota!
- Joel's Mother: An alien wedding crasher. Who sent you?
- Camille: Mom, Dad, what are you doing?
- Mr. Mann: Putting an end to this once and for all.
- Ben Tennyson: It was her mom and dad behind the dirty tricks all along!
- Joel's Mother: What did I you? Once a sludge, always a sludge.
- Grandpa Max: They set up the ex-boyfriend to take the fall and keep suspicion off of themselves.
- Mr. Mann: There will be no wedding and no truce.
- Heatblast: [having just saved Joel from Camille's parents] Oh, yeah! I'm all fired up!
- [the smoke clears to reveal that they survived Heatblast's attack]
- Camille's Mother: Another wedding crasher! Why'd we even bother with invitations?
- [they transform into their true forms and attack Heatblast]