David Spade: Self - Host

Quotes 

• David Spade : New airplanes will track how long passengers have been in the bathroom.

  [chuckles as audience reacts] 

  David Spade : Thank God. I feel like the dirty looks are enough for me.

  [more laughter] 

  David Spade : By the way, no one's touching my high score: I did 94 levels of Candy Crush on a Red-eye to New Orleans once. That's not bad, never left the can.

• David Spade : But I will tell ya that Colin did come up with the name 'Grown Ups'. Right, Colin, did you?

  Colin Quinn : [remote call]  Yeah, I did.

  David Spade : Yeah.

  Colin Quinn : But in fairness, I didn't come up with 'Grown Ups 2'.