- Lord Redgrave: His mask and sarcophagus are also made of solid gold.
- Tom Chan: Which would lead to the conclusion that this is an extremely valuable mummy.
- Stanley Chan: How about his poppy?
- Henry Chan: Will you cut that out?
- Flip Chan: I'll bet anything Caffier is the one.
- Nancy Chan: You can't be sure, Flip.
- Flip Chan: You kidding? With those beady eyes, he's the criminal type for sure.
- Scooter Chan: I'm with the chief.
- Mimi Chan: Oh, you men always stick together!
- Henry Chan: Hey, this loose sand is slowing us down. Stanley, better hit the...
- [looks at Stanley]
- Henry Chan: Now what are you doing?
- Stanley Chan: I'm disguised as a genie. Abdul'll never recognize me now.
- Henry Chan: I wish I didn't.
- Lord Redgrave: Instead of the usual wrappings, Ramosses was bound in a cloth made of gold.
- Susie Chan: Gold cloth. Wow, would that make a neat outfit.
- Anne Chan: Can't you think of anything but clothes?
- Lord Redgrave: Just think of it, Chan, these ruins are over 3000 years old.
- Scooter Chan: Wow, that's older than Grandpa!
- [while driving through the Egyptian desert]
- Stanley Chan: Boy, this is a crazy beach, but when do we get to the water?
- Henry Chan: In about a thousand miles.
- Stanley Chan: Wow, that's what I call low tide.