- P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] Athletes are always talking about giving 110%. Why do they give 10% more than everybody else?
- Bobby Newman: Dude, he might be dead.
- Brendan Dorff: No. No, he's moving.
- Mike Callahan: That's not moving. That's twitching.
- Andy Franklin: Having one kid's enough. Having a second kid? It's the final nail in my suburban coffin.
- P.J. Franklin: Hey, I'm a second kid. You never know. A second kid can be a great and unexpected source of joy.