- Klaus: [Hayley runs naked outside] Say it! You have to say it!
- Hayley Smith: Help! Raccoons took my penis!
- Cinema Ticket Man: That'll be eight fifty.
- Stan Smith: Eight fifty? In the newspaper it said five fifty.
- Cinema Ticket Man: That's when the movie starts sir. That's why you showed up at five fifty.
- Stan Smith: Feel good? Feel like a big man?
- Francine Smith: Francine to Roger, 'He doesn't like you. I don't like you either.' Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, Dr. Evazan to Luke Skywalker: 'He doesn't like you. I don't like you either.'