One Day at a Time (TV Series)
So Long, Mom (1980)
Pat Harrington Jr.: Dwayne F. Schneider
Quotes
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Barbara Cooper : I think it's about time that I moved out.
Dwayne F. Schneider : [entering in time to hear Barbara's last words] Hah-hah. Moved out! She said moved out. You don't mean...
Barbara Cooper : Moved out.
Ann Romano : She wants to live on campus, Schneider.
Dwayne F. Schneider : [suddenly realizing the seriousness] Y'mean in one of those co-ed dorms? Absolutely not! You realize what's goin' on in college today? These kids are matriculating each other and everything.
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Dwayne F. Schneider : [on hearing that Barbara wants to move out] I don't believe this.
Barbara Cooper : Schneider... how old were you when you moved out?
Dwayne F. Schneider : [suddenly defensive] Oh, aw, wha... well, that's a whole diff-... all right, I was sixteen. But that's a completely different thing. I mean, I was a man.
Ann Romano : At sixteen?
Dwayne F. Schneider : At thirteen.