The Good Place (TV Series)
A Chip Driver Mystery (2019)
Kirby: Simone Garnett
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Quotes
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Brent Norwalk : Oh, hey, ski bunnies! So, great news. I wrote a book. And since you're my nerdiest friends, you get to be the first to read it.
Chidi Anagonye : [seeing the title] "Six Feet Under Par: A Chip Driver Mystery".
Brent Norwalk : Yeah, it's half spy novel, half murder mystery. It's also half submarine adventure, half erotic memoir, and half political thriller. It's also half golf tutorial and half commentary on society.
Simone Garnett : So it's 3 1/2 books in one?
Brent Norwalk : At least.
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Simone Garnett : Tahani, cancel your plans. We're gonna split a bottle of wine and read Brent's terrible novel out loud.
Tahani Al-Jamil : Oh, dear. Perhaps we shouldn't make fun. He did seem nicer on the ski trip. He made us all s'mores. Though, to be fair, he did also claim to have invented them.
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Simone Garnett : [reading from Brent's novel] "Chip Driver pulled up to the murder site in his 1968 Cadillac. 'Keep it close,' he growled to the valet, Luis. 'Of course, Señor,' said Luis, who secretly admired Chip more than even his own father."
Tahani Al-Jamil : "Chip gazed at the sexy outline of the murder victim on the floor. 'What a waste of curves,' he growled. He checked his Rolex watch, which was real. It was almost golf o'clock, so the case would have to wait. Good thing he'd already solved it. The killer was Luis, the valet."
Simone Garnett : He solves the murder on page ten. What is the rest of this book about?
