The Good Place (TV Series)

The Funeral to End All Funerals (2019)

Maya Rudolph: Judge

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Quotes 

• Judge : I can't just turn the whole afterlife upside-down because three people got a little bit better.

  Michael : But don't forget, there's a lot of evidence that Eleanor, Jason, and Tahani got better in the original experiment. So that's six people. That's the number of friends in "Friends". Are you gonna sit there and tell me that every single Friend belongs in hell? I mean, maybe Ross and Rachel, and Monica and Joey, and definitely Chandler... but Phoebe?

• Judge : SPOILER: Michael, you came to me and said the points system was flawed, a system that has been in place since the dawn of time and has judged every soul that has ever walked the earth. And I have come to the conclusion... that you're right.

  Michael : [stunned]  I'm...

  Judge : You're right. Humans are not fixed at one level of morality. They can always get better, which means the points system does not accurately judge how good or bad they are. You won.

  Michael : [laughs in disbelief]  Well... that wasn't so hard now, was it?

  [everyone in the courtroom cheers and celebrates] 

  Judge : The universe owes you a debt of gratitude for bringing this to my attention. Now, in terms of how we handle this moving forward, obviously, Earth is cancelled.

  [celebrations stop abruptly] 

  Eleanor Shellstrop : Buhh... Earth is what, now?

  Judge : All humans on Earth and in the afterlife will be extinguished, and we will start the entire human race over from scratch. And you know what's so funny? In a very roundabout way, I *am* actually rebooting "Ally McBeal", because I'm rebooting everything. Anyway, congrats, Michael. You won!