One Day at a Time (TV Series)
A Shot in the Dark (1981)
Bonnie Franklin: Ann Romano
Quotes
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Barbara Cooper : [Schneider has been trying to decide whether to become a sperm donor for his close friends] Have you made up your mind?
Dwayne F. Schneider : I tell ya somethin', this morning, y'know, I was standin' under the shower, y'know, and suddenly thought about that old Biblical saying...
Barbara Cooper : 'Turn the other cheek?'
Dwayne F. Schneider : Yeah, close. No, the one I thought about was, 'Be fruitful and multiply.' There's a lot to that... Y'know, if I do this... *IF* I do this, I'd be kinda like the Good Inseminarian.
Ann Romano : You do have a way with words, Schneider.
