"The Good Place" You've Changed, Man (TV Episode 2020) Poster

(TV Series)

(2020)

William Jackson Harper: Chidi Anagonye

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  • Chidi Anagonye : Imagine someone sells a joint and then gets locked away in a dangerous prison for years. The crime isn't cruel, but the punishment is. That's a problem.

    Jason Mendoza : Tell me about it. I once went to jail for a week just because I stole a hot dog. Well, a hot-dog-shaped car. I stole the Weinermobile.

  • Chidi Anagonye : Please have a seat, your Honor.

    Judge : I already told you, I'm not interested. Give me one reason why I should hear you out.

    Janet : Okay. Here he is.

    [Timothy Olyphant materializes next to Janet] 

    Timothy Olyphant : [tips his hat]  Ma'am.

    Judge : [gleefully]  You made me an Olyphant?

  • Chidi Anagonye : Can one of you Janets get me a chalkboard and a copy of Judith Shklar's "Ordinary Vices"? Oh, and maybe some warm pretzels? If we're going out, I'm going out with a belly full of warm pretzels. Yummy, yum, yum. Yummy!

  • Eleanor Shellstrop : You seem oddly sure, which is unlike you, but... it's kinda doing it for me. Should we get out of here? No, but I like the confidence!

    Chidi Anagonye : Well, when you have a thousand different versions of you over multiple timelines fused and instantly placed into your consciousness, it gives you a real sense of clarity.

    Michael : [grinning]  You saw the Time Knife, didn't you?

    Chidi Anagonye : Yep. Saw the Time Knife.

    [shrugs] 

    Chidi Anagonye : It was neat.

  • Chidi Anagonye : So anyone who doesn't meet the threshold for the new Medium Place neighborhood is yours for the taking. The Bad Place still has plenty of people to torture.

    Shawn : I have to admit, this does make sense. And I like that your side is settling for a crappy deal while my side stays mostly the same. What the hell. I'm in.

    Michael : Really?

    Shawn : [laughs]  No! You actually believed me?

    Eleanor Shellstrop : Dude, in 20 minutes, all of humanity is going to be erased forever.

    Shawn : And?

    Chidi Anagonye : The Bad Place will get emptied out, too. You'll have no one to torture for billions of years. Everyone loses.

    Shawn : Oh, I know. But here's the thing: I don't care if everyone loses as long as you lose.

    Michael : Shawn, listen to reason.

    Shawn : Why should I? None of this would have happened if you hadn't mucked around with your Neighborhood and your new ideas. New ideas are gross. They sicken me.

    Jason Mendoza : [crosses his arms]  Shawn, you used to be cool. But you've changed, man.

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