Wed, Apr 8, 2009
When he doesn't get what he wants for Christmas, Jon is pissed. Taking matters into his own hands, Jon confronts that rotund demon, Santa Claus, and a bloody brawl ensues. In this instant holiday classic, beloved comedian and humanitarian, Jon Dore, teaches us all the true meaning of Christmas. With an ending that will undoubtedly melt even the coldest heart, this very special episode is destined to replace "It's a Wonderful Life" as the most watched holiday show of all time.
Wed, Apr 15, 2009
Known to police as a tireless soldier in the war on drugs, Jon assists in the arrest of a pot smoker. When Jon learns about the medicinal uses of marijuana from his sickly neighbour, he's profoundly confused. Why are some drugs legal and others not? Deciding that the only way to understand the true effects of narcotics, Jon tries them all at once. In this harrowing and unflinching look at the drug subculture, Jon learns an important lesson about not peeing on his neighbours.
Wed, Mar 11, 2009
When Jon's invited to a stag party in Vegas, he realizes he needs cash, and quick! To get it, he conjures up various ill-conceived plans like having a yard sale, selling his blood on the side of the road and prostitution, to no avail. In this thought-provoking and unforgettable episode, Jon manages to answer the question, "What's up with money, anyway?" So when his bizarre moneymaking invention causes chaos on the city streets, Jon learns that thinking is best left to the professionals.
Wed, Mar 25, 2009
Alone at night, Jon hears what sounds like breathing in the walls of his apartment. Believing that his apartment is haunted, Jon consults a ghost researcher and a psychic reader. He ultimately decides to make peace and maybe even get it on with the restless spirit. In a shocking and brain-melting ending that will change humanity forever, Jon learns the shocking truth about the disembodied voice.
Wed, Apr 1, 2009
When he discovers his bleach-stained clothes in the laundry room of his building, Jon wants justice - extreme justice! Fueled by revenge, Jon plays detective and determines that his prime suspect is "The Man in White". In a scene too shocking for civilized people, Jon exacts his revenge in a bizarre and extraordinary way. So what if he has the wrong man? It's funny.
Wed, Jan 2, 2008
To honour the memory of his late grandfather, Jon sets out to make a difference in the world. He learns the hard way that getting political is all about wearing a suit, making your hair look like a toupee and talking like a sedated robot. With his fake wife and rented children in tow, Jon takes on city hall and makes a complete ass of himself. Though his heart's in the right place, Jon realizes that he can never have a career in politics because his heart's in the right place.
Wed, Dec 12, 2007
Jon's a chicken when it comes to bats. Haunted by the childhood memory of a frightening encounter with one, Jon learns about the nature of fear and how to confront it. See Jon get violated where it counts by a giant bat! Watch in utter horror as Jon sings a song! Scream with interest as Jon comes eye to beady eye with the object of his terrible phobia.
Wed, Dec 5, 2007
Now that all of his friends have settled down, Jon decides that it's time to find The One. See Jon go on two dates with two real-life, non-inflatable women. Yes, it's a romantic journey of discovery wherein Jon is assisted by a serial killer janitor and a professional love expert. When he finally finds the love of his life, it's just a teeny, tiny bit sickening. Tune in as Jon Dore teaches us all how to love again.