Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
Blood Wedding (2008)
Simon Paisley Day: Randall Colquhoun
Quotes
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[Jones is interviewing guests at the wedding]
DS Ben Jones : If I could start with you, Mr Colk-key-hown.
[stunned silence]
DS Ben Jones : Mr Colk-key-hown?
Randall Colquhoun : [patronisingly] It's pronounced "Co-hoon".
DS Ben Jones : You're the best man, I gather.
Randall Colquhoun : I *was*.
DS Ben Jones : A friend of the family, then?
Randall Colquhoun : No, sworn enemy! What do *you* think?
Harry Fitzroy : Look, we have family matters to discuss. Do we really have to do this now?
DS Ben Jones : Yes. And I'll also need to talk to the vicar who was just here.
Harry Fitzroy : Who? Uncle Marcus?
DS Ben Jones : But I'm happy to start with you - and Mr Colk-key-hown.