Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe (2008 Video Game)
David Gazzana: Batman
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Quotes
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Batman : [Batman drives around in his Batmobile with a defeated Scorpion, then a doll resembling The Joker appears on the windshield and Batman stops the Batmobile before the doll explodes] I don't have time for this nonsense.
[Gets out of the Batmobile]
The Joker : No, no, no! You were supposed to die when the clown exploded.
Batman : Sorry to ruin your night, Joker.
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Batman : Alright, Joker. You wanted me?
The Joker : [Coming in] Well, well. If it isn't Batman. Sorry about before, you know: the *running away*, that was rude of me. You'll be happy to know I won't be running away anymore.
Batman : I know you have a trick up your sleeve.
The Joker : [Checks his right sleeve] Nothing up this sleeve, let's check the other one.
[Checks his left sleeve]
The Joker : Nope, nothing up my sleeves.
Batman : [Becoming angry] I don't have time for this.
[Is pushed to the ground by The Joker]
The Joker : Now, you're all mine!
[Defeats Batman]
The Joker : I did it, I beat Batman!
[laughs maniacally]
The Joker : I win, I win, I win, I win, I win.
Batman : [Gets up] Not yet.
[Tazes The Joker]
Batman : You cannot *rage* if you're out cold.
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Batman : [Having Liu Kang tied up in the UN Space Station] Computer, match the blood of Liu Kang with any of the known alien DNA that we have in the data base.
[the computer could not match Liu Kang's blood with any of the alien DNA]
Batman : Hmmm. I need to know that if I can expect anymore...
[Alarm sounds]
Batman : visitors.
Raiden : [Appears] You will release Liu Kang at once.
[Zaps Batman who gets up easily]
Batman : Let me guess, you are from the same world as Liu Kang and Scorpion.
Raiden : How is it possible?
Batman : Insulated armor.
Raiden : Release Liu Kang.
Batman : First, I need answers.
Raiden : Rlease Liu Kang, or I will take him from you.
Batman : [after Batman defeats Raiden, Raiden gets up and goes to Liu Kang and escapes with him, then Batman sees Earth with yellow lines cutting through it] Its worse than I expected. Much worse.
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Catwoman : [after being defeated by The Flash] This is why I don't play nice with you hero types.
Kano : [Coming in and picking up a valuable item that Catwoman dropped] Ooh. This is a bit of tardy some.
The Flash : Alright, what's your deal?
[Then is effected by the Kombat rage]
Kano : You don't look so good, matey.
Catwoman : I'll take that.
[Takes the item from Kano]
Kano : Hey.
[Catwoman then disappears in a portal]
The Flash : Alright, hand over the gem.
Kano : Can't, matey. She took it.
The Flash : And you helped her escape?
Kano : I don't like your attitude, you need to be taught some manners.
[Then Kano shoots lasers from his eyes but The Flash dodges out of the way]
Kano : You give Kabal a run for his money.
The Flash : My turn.
[He fights Kano and defeats him, then has Kano by the neck and is about to kill him and Batman appears]
Batman : Who is that man, and what are you doing here in Gotham?
The Flash : Batman. This freak, this freak tried to kill me. Now, I'm gonna return the favor.
Batman : No, you're not. It's clear that something's wrong with you. The Flash I know doesn't kill.
The Flash : He does now.
[Fights Batman and defeats him]
The Flash : I thought you were a master of hand-to-hand combat.
Batman : [Tazes The Flash] I am.