The Alpha Test (2020)
Brad Belemjian: JD
Quotes
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JD : Check this out. Okay, Alpha, rock out.
[metal music plays, the lights turn red and Alpha bangs her head]
JD : Okay, stop.
[lights go off, music stops]
Lily : Wow, how did she do that?
JD : Well she's connected to wi-fi so she can control the lights, the locks, the AC, all that stuff.
Lily : Wow.
JD : Right? Don't tell Mom.
Alpha : Thank you for updating me, JD, I feel much better.
JD : With all the metal music in your head, I don't think you could.
Alpha : I like metal music.
JD : Yeah, sure you do.
[bonks her on the head]
Lily : Be nice to her.
JD : Seriously, Lily? Relax, it cares about as much as a washing machine.
Alpha : Would you like me to wash your clothes?
JD : See?
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Lillian : What's this about?
JD : It's a surprise.
Lillian : You know I don't like surprises.
JD : I've got big news. Jupiter Tech has been running a contest to give out an Alpha home assistant to the intern with the best new code, and today, I won.
Rob : Dude, that's awesome, congrats, man!
Lillian : When do you get it?
Alpha : [enters] I cleaned the bathroom.
Lillian : [screams] No!
JD : Mom, hear me out.
Lillian : No, absolutely not.
JD : Hear me out.
Lillian : While you're here, it's my house, my rules.
Rob : I'm checking out the bathroom.
Lillian : I'm proud of you, I love you, but you know that stuff really scares me.
JD : But you don't even know what it does.
Lillian : I know exactly what it does. It spies on us, takes our information and sells it.
JD : Your phone already does that, it's not a big deal. Look, I know she freaks you out, but I worked right with the developers, okay? They would not develop her to be dangerous. She is safe.