- Patty Lane: Imagine. Me syndicated. I'll be famous all over the world. In Paris, 'Simon dit'; in Madrid, 'Simon dice'
- [Patty pronounces it 'DEE hey']
- Patty Lane: ; in Italy, 'Simon dice'
- [Patty pronounces it 'DEE che']
- Patty Lane: ; in Moscow, 'Simon govorit'.