- Patty Lane: Pappo? Have you ever heard of UAFUM?
- Martin Lane: I beg your pardon.
- Patty Lane: Oh. The U-A-F-U-M.
- Martin Lane: No. What's that?
- Patty Lane: It stands for the United Association for Unprotected Minors.
- Martin Lane: Sounds like a good idea. Who are they?
- Patty Lane: [Indicating Cathy, Ross, and herself] Us.
- Martin Lane: Your mother and I were so impressed with your union that we've decided to form the PAMP.
- Patty Lane: I beg your pardon.
- Martin Lane: The P-A-M-P.
- Ross Lane: [Natalie hold up a sign with PAMP on it] That's PAMP all right.
- Natalie Lane: That stands for the Protective Association for Misunderstood Parents.