The Simpsons (TV Series)

I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings (2007)

Hank Azaria: Old Jewish Man, Lou, Chief Wiggum, Snake Jailbird, Moe Szyslak

Quotes 

• Lou : Chief, it looks like there's a 64G in progress.

  [Chief Wiggum looks confused] 

  Lou : Armed robbery with a gun?

  [Chief Wiggum still looks confused; Lou draws a stick figure robber on his pad] 

  Lou : Come on, chief. You know this one.

  Chief Wiggum : Oh, a shootie stealie.

• Homer Simpson : Chief Wiggum, you have to do something. My current wife is in there.

  Chief Wiggum : Well, you take over then. I have no stake in this. This isn't even my bank. I'm at Federal Mutual down the street.

• [Chief Wiggum just won a stuffed monkey at the carnival] 

  Lou : Chief, I think we have a hostage situation over there.

  Chief Wiggum : Can't a man have one minute alone with his monkey? One minute?

  [Lou mumbles something] 

  Chief Wiggum : What'd you say?

  Lou : I said the monkey would make a better chief!

  Chief Wiggum : He is a pretty great monkey, isn't he?