The Lucy Show (TV Series)

Lucy and the Great Bank Robbery (1964)

Lloyd Corrigan: Carter Harrison

Quotes 

• Gordon Bentley : If I had known this country's financial institutions looked this hideous, I would have bypassed bank robbery for something more aesthetic, like stealing famous works of art. Imagine pilfering a Picasso.

  Carter Harrison : Perhaps after this job we can try one of those drive-in banks. We'd avoid all of this ugliness, we wouldn't even have to get out of the car - just honk the horn!

  Gordon Bentley : A splendid idea, just toot for the loot and scoot!

• Carter Harrison : Did you compose the note for me to stick under the teller's nose?

  Gordon Bentley : Yes I have it here:

  [pulls note out of his pocket and reads it] 

  Gordon Bentley : 'Tis brief this meeting, we admit; but alas we dare not tarry; so quickly hand thy money forth, for this is cash and carry!

  Carter Harrison : No wonder you're known as the Bard of the bandits.