- Gordon Bentley: If I had known this country's financial institutions looked this hideous, I would have bypassed bank robbery for something more aesthetic, like stealing famous works of art. Imagine pilfering a Picasso.
- Carter Harrison: Perhaps after this job we can try one of those drive-in banks. We'd avoid all of this ugliness, we wouldn't even have to get out of the car - just honk the horn!
- Gordon Bentley: A splendid idea, just toot for the loot and scoot!
- Carter Harrison: Did you compose the note for me to stick under the teller's nose?
- Gordon Bentley: Yes I have it here:
- [pulls note out of his pocket and reads it]
- Gordon Bentley: 'Tis brief this meeting, we admit; but alas we dare not tarry; so quickly hand thy money forth, for this is cash and carry!
- Carter Harrison: No wonder you're known as the Bard of the bandits.