"The Simpsons" Frinkcoin (TV Episode 2020) - Hank Azaria as Professor Frink, Carl Carlson, Benjamin, Captain McCallister, Cletus Spuckler, Moe Szyslak, Kirk Van Houten, Chief Wiggum

Mr. Burns : I just love champagne that's been in space, don't you? Now, listen to me, your friends don't give a whit about you.

Professor Frink : That is not true! Those guys are my best buddies! Fatso and Drunky and the evil bartender there.

Mr. Burns : Well, think about this, Professor. The curse of wealth is that you will never, ever again know if anyone truly likes you.
Lisa Simpson : Don't worry about what Mr. Burns says. He's a vicious old viper who knows nothing of the human heart.

Professor Frink : Oh, and you do?

Lisa Simpson : Well, I've seen a lot for an eight-year-old. My parents have split up nearly a thousand times, my brother is a scab on society's knee, and every time I get a pony or make a friend, they get the hell out of town.

Professor Frink : Wow, you have lived quite a life.

Lisa Simpson : Yeah, it's not all bad. I had a jazz friend. Who died.

Hank Azaria: Professor Frink, Carl Carlson, Benjamin, Captain McCallister, Cletus Spuckler, Moe Szyslak, Kirk Van Houten, Chief Wiggum