- Dustin Henderson: All I know is that something is causing this disturbance, and the last time we've seen anything like it, it was a gate. And I hope it is, because then we'd have a way to Vecna. And a shot at freeing Max from this curse.
- [Dustin starts walking]
- Steve Harrington: Where are you going? Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Eddie's still a wanted man. We can't just go for a hike in the woods.
- Dustin Henderson: This little steel capsule might be the key to saving both Max and Eddie. What say you, Eddie the Banished?
- Eddie Munson: I say you're asking me to follow you into Mordor, which, if I'm totally straight with you, I think is a really bad idea. But, uh, the Shire... the Shire is burning.
- [Dustin bounces excitedly]
- Eddie Munson: So Mordor it is.
- [the group begins walking]
- Steve Harrington: What is Mordor?
- Suzie Bingham: [hearing the kids supposedly describe the plot] Okay, that is a lot to process. I mean, that might be seriously the craziest thing I've ever heard.
- Lucas Sinclair: [seeing Steve's naked chest] When'd Steve get so hairy?
- Dustin Henderson: Right? I keep telling him he needs to tame that jungle, but he claims the ladies dig it.
- Mike Wheeler: Can you print this?
- Suzie Bingham: No, my skills end at IP geolocation.
- [hits the print button]
- Mike Wheeler: You were being sarcastic.
- Suzie Bingham: Yeah.
- Yuri: I bring you in as prisoners and then set you free inside walls. It is risky, crazy, you will still probably die, yet I like it. But for this to work, Yuri cannot be tied. Hey, it's hard to turn over prisoners when I'm a prisoner myself.