House M.D. (TV Series)
Mirror Mirror (2007)
Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy
Quotes
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow! I don't even need a reason!
Dr. Gregory House : She doesn't fire me! She will never fire me! She needs me!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : He's a good doctor. That's all I respect. His expertise and I...
Dr. Gregory House : She's hot for me. Always...
James : Shut up!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Well that could have been either of us.
James : You have great ya-boos.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Still could have been either of us.
Dr. Gregory House : You lose.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Your team, Foreman included, is dealing with the Great Mayonnaise Panic of 2007. Frankly, I'm worried it might spread to other condiments.
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Dr. Gregory House : War doesn't end until Foreman's gone.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Foreman's not going anywhere!
Dr. Gregory House : And I know when my Vicodin isn't Vicodin. Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [after Cuddy admits to changing House's Vicodin with laxatives] I'm not gonna fire Foreman.
Dr. James Wilson : I said think he's won. Find some other way to soothe his ego. The thing's big enough. You must be able to find some corner to polish.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Where were you two hours ago?
Dr. James Wilson : [little pause] Where were you?
[cut to House exiting the restroom]