- Bradley Jackson: You are not my friend. You could've been my friend, but that did not happen. And I am so glad it did not. Because all you had to do was be honest with me. But it turns out you're just the weasel that everybody said you were.
- Cory Ellison: It's just never occurred to you that I obviously, obviously, obviously can't tell you everything 'cause you're so obsessed with telling the truth, I can't be sure any secret is safe with you.
- Yanko Flores: [into phone] Mo... Mommy, you... You gotta stop pressing the button, okay, Mommy? The ambulance is coming because you're pressing the button, okay? It doesn't turn it off. But it... Ma, it's not on until you press it. I promise you, no one's listening to your conversations through your Life Alert, okay?
- Meredith: Yanko?
- Yanko Flores: [hanging up] Okay, bye, bye.
- Yanko Flores: Oh, my God. So good to see you, Meredith. Oh, my God. It's... It's been a while, yeah.
- Meredith: Yeah.
- Yanko Flores: Uh, have you heard anything from Claire?
- Meredith: Uh, yeah. She's studying for her GRE.
- Yanko Flores: Oh, wow. She's bouncing back. That's so good to hear that.
- Meredith: Yeah. I think it was good for her to get away after all of that unpleasantness.
- Yanko Flores: Oh, yeah. No doubt. Yeah.
- Meredith: Uh, well, good seeing you.
- Yanko Flores: So great seeing you.
- Meredith: When I talk to her next, I'll tell her that I ran into you.
- Yanko Flores: Sure, sure. Yeah. Take care.
- Alex Levy: You really do need something, huh? And I can't imagine that it's anything that I have to give.
- Cory Ellison: I need you to come back for a year.
- Bradley Jackson: This is unreal. I mean, if I told my ten-year-old hot-mess self that this is what I'd be doing, she would've never believed me.
- Alex Levy: I'll go back and look at the manuscript and see if I can dig up any salacious bits about Mitch. Keep the, uh, sharks fed.
- Cory Ellison: I really need you on The Morning Show. I need that stability. When people turn on The Morning Show, they're gonna see Bradley Jackson. And by the way, you have been killing it this week.
- Bradley Jackson: Just this week?