Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

Quotes 

• Sable O'Brien : [entering classroom, looking down at Tiffany]  Oh, filling in a college application. How cute. Well, I'm being recruited.

  Tiffany Malloy : I guess the army will take anybody, huh?

  Barry : I hope so.

  Sable O'Brien : I've already been accepted into three colleges on an athletic scholarship.

  Tiffany Malloy : [sarcastic]  Ah, how fitting, you've always been an athletic supporter.

• Ryan Malloy : [got punched in the lower belly by Tiffany, her revenge for having been bullied by him, in the guise of him being her sport trainer, as a child]  What was that for?

  Tiffany Malloy : A little girl in an ice-skating dress.

  Ryan Malloy : [cannot remember what Tiffany is angry about]  I thought she was done with that chocolate bar.

• Jack Malloy : Now, sweetheart, what's - what's wrong?

  Tiffany Malloy : Oh, Daddy, I'm no good at sports.

  Jack Malloy : Well, I used to be *great* at sports. Now I sell used cars. Does that make you feel better?

  Tiffany Malloy : No, Daddy.

• Sable O'Brien : I've already been accepted by three colleges on the athletic scholarship.

  Tiffany Malloy : Oh, how fitting. You've always been an athletic supporter.