The Boondocks (TV Series)
...Or Die Trying (2007)
Gabby Soleil: Jazmine Dubois
Quotes
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Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : [to Riley] Make sure you pee before we leave. I ain't going to miss my movie going to the bathroom with you. I'mma let you go in there by yourself and get molested by a nasty white man.
[to Huey]
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : What's wrong with you?
Huey Freeman : I don't wanna go to the movies.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Why not?
Huey Freeman : I don't ever wanna go to the movies with you again. Not after what happened last time.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : What happened last time?
Huey Freeman : We got arrested... and shot at.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Haa racism.
Jazmine Dubois : Daddy said I can go the movies, but he said I'm not allowed to see soul plane.
Huey Freeman : Good, you don't wanna go to the movies with him. He's crazy.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Hush! You can't see soul plane? Why, lil baby?
Jazmine Dubois : Because of the types of stereos or something.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Types of stereos? Oh, no no no, lil baby doll. This is a good theater. They have THX.
[hums]
Huey Freeman : She means stereotypes.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Stereotypes? In soul plane? That's nonsense. Say how about we tell your daddy we saw something else. Hm?
Jazmine Dubois : [gasps] You mean, lie?
Huey Freeman : That really doesn't seem to be a good idea.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Hush boy. You know, it's okay to break the rules every once and a while. I won't tell if you won't.
Jazmine Dubois : Okay.
[laughs]
Huey Freeman : [narrating] Sometimes I think Granddad may be a bad influence.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Hey Riley, don't forget the camcorder.
[outside]
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Now the first soul plane was funny.
Huey Freeman : About as funny as a lynching.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Hush boy, you ain't even see it.
Huey Freeman : I never seen a lynching either, but I know they're not funny.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : See! Shows what you know. I've seen funny lynchings.
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Uncle Ruckus : You mean we gon' let this African hooligan nigga go unpunished?
Jazmine Dubois : You have problems Mr. Freeman and you need help.
Huey Freeman : Thanks for coming back, eventually.
Riley Freeman : Yo, you need to stop snitching, granddad.
[gets smacked by granddad]
Riley Freeman : Hey! Won't you call Social Services and turn yourself in for child abuse?
[gets smacked again by granddad]
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Jazmine Dubois : [as they leave for the movie] This is gonna be so much fun!
Huey Freeman : This is going to be the worst day of your life. I'm bringing nunchucks.