- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: [to Riley] Make sure you pee before we leave. I ain't going to miss my movie going to the bathroom with you. I'mma let you go in there by yourself and get molested by a nasty white man.
- [to Huey]
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: What's wrong with you?
- Huey Freeman: I don't wanna go to the movies.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Why not?
- Huey Freeman: I don't ever wanna go to the movies with you again. Not after what happened last time.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: What happened last time?
- Huey Freeman: We got arrested... and shot at.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Haa racism.
- Jazmine Dubois: Daddy said I can go the movies, but he said I'm not allowed to see soul plane.
- Huey Freeman: Good, you don't wanna go to the movies with him. He's crazy.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Hush! You can't see soul plane? Why, lil baby?
- Jazmine Dubois: Because of the types of stereos or something.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Types of stereos? Oh, no no no, lil baby doll. This is a good theater. They have THX.
- [hums]
- Huey Freeman: She means stereotypes.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Stereotypes? In soul plane? That's nonsense. Say how about we tell your daddy we saw something else. Hm?
- Jazmine Dubois: [gasps] You mean, lie?
- Huey Freeman: That really doesn't seem to be a good idea.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Hush boy. You know, it's okay to break the rules every once and a while. I won't tell if you won't.
- Jazmine Dubois: Okay.
- [laughs]
- Huey Freeman: [narrating] Sometimes I think Granddad may be a bad influence.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Hey Riley, don't forget the camcorder.
- [outside]
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Now the first soul plane was funny.
- Huey Freeman: About as funny as a lynching.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Hush boy, you ain't even see it.
- Huey Freeman: I never seen a lynching either, but I know they're not funny.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: See! Shows what you know. I've seen funny lynchings.
- Uncle Ruckus: You mean we gon' let this African hooligan nigga go unpunished?
- Jazmine Dubois: You have problems Mr. Freeman and you need help.
- Huey Freeman: Thanks for coming back, eventually.
- Riley Freeman: Yo, you need to stop snitching, granddad.
- [gets smacked by granddad]
- Riley Freeman: Hey! Won't you call Social Services and turn yourself in for child abuse?
- [gets smacked again by granddad]
- Jazmine Dubois: [as they leave for the movie] This is gonna be so much fun!
- Huey Freeman: This is going to be the worst day of your life. I'm bringing nunchucks.