How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
How I Met Everyone Else (2007)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Lily Aldrin : Marshall, remember how I told you how I made out with someone at the freshman orientation party?
Marshall Eriksen : Yeah, Too-much-tongue guy.
Ted Mosby : And remember that I told you that at the freshman orientation party, I made out with a girl?
Marshall Eriksen : Yeah, unreasonably-small-mouth-opening girl.
Ted Mosby : Well, I'm too-much-tongue guy.
Lily Aldrin : And I'm unreasonably-small-mouth-opening girl.
Barney Stinson : Worst superheroes ever.
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Ted Mosby : [When Blah Blah freak out about him being friends with "single, pretty" Robin] You know who else is friends with Ted? Marshall! How did we meet? It's a good story, I'm gonna tell it. Right now. It was the first day of college...
[Cut to flashback]
Narrator : Kids, to understand this story you need to know that your Uncle Marshall was doing something that lots of college kids do. How do I say this? He was... uh, let's say "eating a sandwich"
Phil : Dude! I heard the dean is coming. Put out your sandwich!
[Marshall frantically ties to do this, as Ted walks in]
Ted Mosby : Hey
Marshall Eriksen : Good afternoon. Sir. I'm Marshall Eriksen.
[Extends hand]
Ted Mosby : Sir? Please, just call me Ted
Narrator : Okay. Dean Ted.
Ted Mosby : [Smells the air] Whoa... someone's been eating a sandwich!
Marshall Eriksen : [Freaks out] What? No. Really? I don't know, cause I don't even know what sandwiches smell like. My parents are going to donate a lot of money to this school!
Ted Mosby : [Looks confused] Okay...
[Looks at the bed]
Ted Mosby : So, you're bottom bunk. that's cool, I wanted the top bunk anyway.
Marshall Eriksen : What do you mean?
Ted Mosby : I'm your new roommate!
Marshall Eriksen : This is so unfair!
Marshall Eriksen : [Cut back to the present] I didn't realize Ted wasn't the dean until later that night...
[Show Ted also "eating a sandwich"]