NCIS (TV Series)

Designated Target (2007)

Stephen Lee: Chuck Bayliss

Quotes 

• Chuck Bayliss : Look, all I know is that the guy worked his ass off, okay? He never invited me to his house, so I don't know where he lives. I just can't help you out.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Listen, dude, every dispatcher knows every driver and everything about them. So...

  [He grabs Bayliss's microphone and switches it on] 

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [over speaker]  I could have the Taxi Commission come down here and talk to you guys, 'cause I know they'd like to meet *each* and *every* one of you, and...

  [several drivers look up, alarmed] 

  Chuck Bayliss : Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, look, okay! The Burundi drivers, they hang out at a little cafe on 18th Street, Northwest.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [hands the microphone back]  Little tip: lime juice. It cuts that just-barfed-on, backseat smell.