NCIS (TV Series)
Designated Target (2007)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [smacked in the head yet again by Gibbs] You know, repeated trauma to the head can cause brain damage.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Explains a lot.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Is this side of my head bigger?
Officer Ziva David : Yes, but so is the other side.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [at a crime scene] That lipstick on your collar, McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [embarrassed] Uh... well...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Good for you, Tim. Good for you. Just don't ever get married.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [as McGee is explaining what he's doing on the computer] Less narration, McGee.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Tracing.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Ziva, as McGee's fingers continue to fly on the computer keyboard] Look at that. It's incredible. Probie's lips are still moving - while he's working! It's like one of those Romanian orphans who can't stop rocking.
Officer Ziva David : You are so prejudiced.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I am not. I'm not! By the way, that's a contraction. *I'm.* You should try it sometime.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Abby, what am I gonna do? I'm nuts for this girl... and she's just nuts.
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[McGee enters the squad room wearing his sunglasses]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Wait a second. I recognize that look. You had sex, and I'm guessing it was with a girl.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, it wasn't a girl?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No, it's none of your business.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : If the probie was probing last night, I demand details.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [takes off his sunglasses] Actually, it was this morning. And it wasn't sex, it was coffee. And it was *good*.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Dinozzo, put them up.
[Their findings on the plasma screen]
Officer Ziva David : All three were shot with a nine-millimeter. And all three autopsies showed a tooth missing.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to Dinozzo] Enlarge the photos.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Types furiously] Ah.
[Groaning]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ah.
[Screen glitches]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh. Come on. Tell me you didn't just lose all that information.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Whispers] McGee!
[McGee walks over to Dinozzo's computer]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I hit the space bar.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Just push the buttons I tell you to push, monkey.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Love is not treating you well, my friend.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah, no kidding.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Those real?
[Looking at Taxi ID's in a lock box]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No. Fakes. But they're really good fakes. Guy's a regular cab coyote.
Officer Ziva David : Is that like a wolf in sheep's clothing?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : A coyote is a person who exploits people that come to this country illegally.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Ziva] As opposed to outsourcing, which is what you are.